Are you an Illegitimate Child of Jay Leno? Take This Short Quiz to Find Out!

Quiz: Are you an Illegitimate Child of Jay Leno?

Question #1: Briefs or boxers? 

• Briefs
• Boxers

Question #2: Does peanut butter make you queasy? 

• Yes
• No

Question #3: Do you have any relatives in the state of Arkansas?

• Yes
• No 

Question #4: Are you prone to tuberculosis?

• Yes 
• No

Question #5: Do you have a Special Edition, VHS copy of Sharktale?  

• Yes
• No

Question #6: Can I have it?

• Yes
• No

The Results

If you answered yes to both questions 5 and 6, then please send your VHS copy of Sharktale to this address... 

345 Thalgus Ave. 

Portland, OR 79302

However, if you answered "briefs" for question #1, I'm afraid it proves you're an illegitimate child of Jay Leno. You can send this blog link as evidence in your accusation letter. We encourage you to send it to his estate, to inquire about a future settlement.