5 Things You Should Never Say to an Eel

Throughout the ages, Eels and humans have co-existed peacefully. Leading simple lives on land, and in the water. However, since the Amazon Insurgence of 2012, tensions between the two species have escalated exponentially...making it difficult to communicate without haste. 

Therefore, to help mend the broken relationship between humans and Eels, we've decided to create a helpful guide for humans, about the 5 things you should never say to an Eel...

1. "...your mom"

Eels hate "your mom" jokes..any comment regarding their families/kin in a negative connotation will instantly provoke distaste. We suggest occasional sarcasm as a replacement.

2. "Can you do the electric slide?"

This is a very offensive statement to Eels, as not all Eels are electric. Try asking if they can do the "Cha Cha Slide" instead.  

3. "F&*% you"

Generally speaking, Eels do not like foul language and do not appreciate vulgarity directed at them. Best to stay away from this phrase in general.

4. "How about that weather?"

Eels are easily irritated anytime the weather is mentioned. Being under water, they usually deal with the same conditions on a daily basis and have no interest in land dweller quarrels.  

5. "How's Chester?"

The only Eel named Chester is a hated, tax collector. Nobody likes Chester, so it's probably best to avoid his name in conversation. 

So we hope you've enjoyed these 5 helpful tips on "Things You Should Never Say to an Eel", and we wish you good luck on your future Eel conversations. To continue reading our informational blogs, please hit the subscribe button, or follow the links to our socials. Ta ta!


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