Every year, Polio kills approximately 7 Americans, 2 Italians, and 1 Roman...and since it's an extremely rare disease, the symptoms tend to get disregarded...This is why we've taken the time to compile a few scenarios; to help you determine whether you have polio or not.
You May Have Polio If...
- Someone yells "Marco!", and you answer with "Polio!" instead of "Polo!"
- You own all 6 seasons of, "Rolie, Polie, Olie"
- You own more than 4 polo shirts
- You hate New York, yet you have a strong affinity for the Polo Grounds
If you have one or more of these symptoms, we advise you to talk to your doctor IMMEDIATELY. If you don't want to, then whatever..can't say we didn't warn you.
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