I. "Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of happiness are useless. Pursue money instead."
- Benjamin Franklin
II. "That's not my name."
- The Ting Tings
III. "You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us, and the world will be as one."
- OJ Simpson
IV. "You haven't lived until you've tasted the bud from the ever-growing tree of resentment. Fight I say, fight until your limbs go numb. Fight until you've lost 3 liters of blood. Fight as if the big man upstairs has 50 republic credits on you winning the match. Fight for your right to party."
- Baked James