Thinking of Joining a Choir? Not So Fast...

So... You want to join a choir?

Hold it right there bucko.

This ain't a walk in the park sorta deal.

This takes guts.

A choir consists of many elements, all of which require several traits which you do not have.

That being said, not all hope is lost!

Consider the following:

• A choir sings songs
• A choir contains multiple people
• A choir is far too elite for your skillset

There are many other options for you instead of joining a choir.

Consider the following alternative options:

• Digging
• Knitting
• Drowning

You should never feel discouraged to do anything in life.

You have what it takes, and as long as you put your mind to something, you can do it.

Except joining a choir.

That, you cannot do.

I Lost 20lbs In A Week, Using These 3 Simple Tricks!

About a week ago, I was 447lbs 

I knew I was living unhealthy, and decided that I had to do something about my weight. However, I couldn't find a program/regimen that was right for me..that is until I tried these 3, simple tricks...

#1 - I Stopped Eating! Completely!

You'd be amazed at how much weight you can lose when you stop eating, and ignore your body's cry for nourishment.

#2 - I Ran 70 Miles A Day.

The first few days were tough, especially since the last time I ran was in Middle School..but after the 3rd day, my legs went numb, so I couldn't feel the pain anymore.

#3 - I Got Liposuction! 

After the sixth day of training I got tired..so I decided to just fork over the money for surgery/removal of my fat!

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