Holy S***! It's F***ing Duncan!!!

That's Right! It's F***ing Duncan!

I can't believe he's back! He's f***ing back! S***!!

Seems like it was just f***ing yesterday when this b**** decided that he was too f***ing cool to be center stage.

This s***head was one f***ing bad blow away from being utterly f***ed.

But now he decides, "Oh F***! It's F***ing time to **** the ***** and **************j."

What a f***ing coward.

S***!

Jerome would be proud.

Welcome back Duncan.

You f***ing did it you *****x**.

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Wow! PETA Has Built An All New Animal Shelter for Christoph's Pet Peeves!

PETA For The Win!

In a world of constant disappointment, it's great to hear some positive news for a change! And that's all thanks to PETA...

A little over a month ago, Christoph had 40 Pet Peeves, and was taking care of them all by himself. With a 40 hour-a-week job, two kids, and a greedy wife, it was just too difficult to take care of his pet peeves...However, after hearing about this potential pet abuse situation, PETA decided to step in and do something about it...

In a matter of weeks, PETA found a way to fund and build an all new animal shelter for Christoph's pet peeves; who now have a safe, and healthy place to grow and flourish!

Meanwhile, PETA has taken legal action against Christoph. He is being sued, and tried for pet abuse in the state of Florida, and his max sentence is 10 years at the Florida State Penitentiary.

If you know anyone that has a similar situation to Christoph, please do not hesitate to contact your local PETA representative. There corporate number is 1-(800)-457-PETA.